Monday, June 11, 2007

What an awesome day on Saturday!! Wasn't it so much fun? I mean I had a complete 100% blast, didn't you? I couldn't wait to get home and do all the chores my wife had in store for me! I just didn't want Saturday to end!! I don't know about you, but I could have done another 12 miles or so. It was so nice outside, I could have ran forever!!!!!

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Bring on July and August, Baby!! October's comin...........

14 comments:

MJacobs said...

I thought you were serious!! You crack me up!!! That was great!! But you know, thats all we can do is laugh and KEEP MOVING!!!!

The Miller's Blog said...

OMG!!! You are sooooo funny! I'm laughing out loud right now.

Mark Simpson said...

LOL. You DO have the runs!

Kristy Jones said...

You are crazy.

By the way, the only thing that is keeping me going right now is the fact that I want my Christmas card picture this year to be of Steven and I with our medals in Chicago. Maybe I do have the runs.

Did I Just Do What I Think I Did? said...

This was worth staying up until 11:00 to read!!
I saw you Saturday laying on the ground - yep, you do have the runs!!

Jana

Anonymous said...

I totally agree with everything. Are we all crazy? Suzanne

VICKIE said...

i was just about to throw something at this computer screen when i saw you were kiddng, ha,,
it was T U F F saturday
but like the saying goes,, what tough will only make us stronger,, i think, ha

take care, hows the 3-11 shift going?

vickie

Patti said...
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Patti said...

YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!!
KEEP blogging!

Christa said...

Do you have a single brother? I just love you!!!

catseye said...

How's the morning runs going? I get up and out of the house at 5:30 most mornings and it's already HOT! I have decided that afternoons at the track are NOT a good idea when it's still 96 at 6 pm. So last night I went to the indoor track at the healthplex. Hey I ran 3 minutes (should be about a lap at the outdoor track), walked 3 minutes and was able to do that 3 times with 90 second run/walk intervals in between! The other night at the track I could only do one 3 minute set. Last night I did 3 sets. AND my heart rate wasn't through the roof. Hope springs eternal that ONE DAY I will be able to run a mile!
As a wise man said on my blog..
...To infinity and beyond!
p.s. how's the nutrisystem going? I never did get anything from them.

Kim said...

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

AmyW said...

One more thing to pack in my Chicago marathon supply belt- Immodium for the runs. Care for some?

queen said...

kelvin, you are so sweet (and funny!!!)
thanks for the cutest poem EVER!!